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Some 488 bankers’ boxes were found dumped on the side of Sierra Highway, along with 14 tons of defective SCV Sierra Club bumper stickers (no sticky side).

Would forcibly inject citizens who use stoves, drive cars, exercise, pay taxes, the employed, homeowners, home renters, Donald Trump, people who have half a brain, Hunter’s stripper/tart girlfriend and his scattered love children and label them as “haters and racists.” New federal department would pretty much rename everything, including streets, so as to keep Americans annoyed and off-balance. THE AMERICAN RE-EDUCATION ORDER - Some 1,433 boxes of presidential orders, when signed by Joe, would empower the DOJ, IRS, FBI, CIA, SAG, the nation’s media and Washington’s bottomless pit of gun-toting Washington alphabet agencies to go after conservatives via a deadly, nationally mandated vaccine program.Approximately 5,842 “Biden Boxes” found in the lunch pail of hillbilly Hart trustee Linda Storli. Ten percent of all union fees to go to the Biden family and Democratic Party (on top of their current 25% in kickbacks). Would funnel all the nation’s Lucky Lotto programs directly to the country’s powerful teachers’ unions and allow teachers to work from Cabo. CENTRALIZATION OF EDUCATION CHILDREN’S ACT - Would make communism mandatory teaching in school.fentanyl trafficking revenue, up 4% from their current cut. The Biden family would receive 10% of all U.S. Like all us Democrats.” Would also grant amnesty for all cartel hitmen, dealers, rapists, murderers, pond scum, the Biden family and the Screen Actors’ Guild. The post would launch a multi-billion-dollar campaign, depicting “…the positive attributes of being addicted drool-cup-grinning stupid high all the time. DRUG CARTEL SUPPORT ACT - Presidential order found in SCV Democratic Party Headquarters revealed the Biden Administration’s plans for new PR campaign: DRUGS IS NOT A FOUR-LETTER WORD! Edict creates a new, secret presidential cabinet post of Drug Czar, only the department would be headed by an actual Mexican drug czar.Hart Union High School District trustees who voted to eliminate the Indian as the Hart High mascot, to name a few… Scott Wilk’s home (from where Scott works, too) showed the following visitors to the Delaware abode: George Soros (416 X) Satan (daily) Hunter’s drug dealer (daily) the Sinaloa Cartel (posing as a mariachi band) the Chinese Communist Party (posing as a Panda Express delivery team) and the four William S. BIDEN DELAWARE HOME VISITORS’ LOG - The laziest, most dishonest and dysfunctional president in American history, Biden has taken “Work From Home” to near-unemployed levels.

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Each bag contained locks of teenage girls’ hair for Biden’s $14.8 billion National Teen Babe Hair Scent Bank, to help “fight crime, split ends, and to, well, just smell when the moon is full and the mood arises…” Also discovered, Biden’s rough draft of his autobiography, “Divorced Laker Girls I’d Like to Grope.”

HAIR CLUB FOR JOE - More than 32,098 gallon-sized Baggies were discovered inside the SCV Corvette Club Community Garage.

The cloven-hooved fornicator and coke-sniffing goof would extort billions from the member nations, based on their gross national product, then launder 10% of the ill-gotten gains back to “The Big Guy,” whom The Signal just learned is former first lady - Michelle Obama. They linked the CIA and Hunter Biden, with a plot to make the drug-crazed president’s son and failed beatnik, Hunter, secretary general of the United Nations.

THE “BIG GUY” FILE - 816 highly sensitive boxes were unearthed in the The Way Station cellar.

Here now - just a small sampling of the damning evidence unearthed locally… Scooping the nation’s asleep-at-the-wheel media, The Mighty Signal became the first news outlet to learn the contents of Biden’s Boxes o’ Bloopers. Biden was the nation’s alleged vice president. On an hourly basis, hundreds of fresh boxes of either top-secret or criminal wrongdoing evidence have surfaced from when Mr. Recent discoveries at several hundred Santa Clarita Valley homes, businesses and enterprises of more illegal Joe Biden documents have shocked the nation and may lead to the president’s impeachment.

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